the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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power to breathe

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to eat bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!