The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!