The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to fly in space

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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cry acid tears

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!