- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The ability to turn wine into water...

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to have no power.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to waste money

Pointless Super Powers