The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to create another human

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!