- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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the power to orgasm with your mind

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power of women's rights.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to kill yourself.

Pointless Super Powers