The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to die

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!