- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to freeze ice

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Pointless Super Powers