- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to freeze ice

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

Being alive (until you die).

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the power to kill yourself

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers