- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of compulsive lying.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to jump face first

the power to be Justin bieber

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to have no power.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

the power to itch your teeth

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to speak only one language

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

Pointless Super Powers