- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drown on land.

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to bread toast!

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to die

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to pee any color

75% levitation

Pointless Super Powers