The power to see through glass

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to shed hair

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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to do nothing

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!