The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to jump face first

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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Aweonao

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!