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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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The power to read this.
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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.
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The power to jizz mango chutney
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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend
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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.
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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.
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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The ability to find objects in the last place you look
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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.
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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female
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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.
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The power to read minds but only when you're alone
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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.
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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.
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The power to finish anyone's sentience.
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The power to put up with your in-laws.
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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.
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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.
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The power to make remotes invisible
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!