The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to walk through air.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to get sick

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The power to get arrested

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the power to create a meme

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Black power

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!