- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become semi-transparent

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The Power to Power

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to die at will.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to eat your own face.

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

Pointless Super Powers