The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to smell people's moods

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to make water expire.

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!