The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!