The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Balls.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to glow while under the sun

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!