The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to see through glass

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!