The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Grass eating

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!