The power to die at will

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to predict the present

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!