- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

Grass eating

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to money into dog shit.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the power to become semi-transparent

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The Power to Power

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to die at will.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

Pointless Super Powers