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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.
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The power of having the highest rated comment
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The power to draw a perfect circle.
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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia
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To be able to summon old people
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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.
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the power to not finish your
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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!
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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral
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The ability to read the recaptcha images
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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat
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Nope. Just nope.
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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...
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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.
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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The power to open doors with your bare hands
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The ability to sweat poop.
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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.
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The ability to judge a book by its cover.
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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work
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The power to think of pointless powers.
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The power to sleep while you're awake.
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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet
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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!