The power to sleep while you're awake.

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to spelle caretly

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!