The power to die

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power drown in water

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to get sick

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to get arrested

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the power to create a meme

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Black power

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!