The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!