The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to not care.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!