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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet
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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.
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The power to see but only with eyes????
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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling
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The power to fly when your in an airplane
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size
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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.
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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.
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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.
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Nope. Just nope.
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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.
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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.
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The ability to evolve into magickarp
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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.
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the power of words
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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour
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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much
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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime
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Vanilla scented blood
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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.
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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.
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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand
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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!