- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power drown in water

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to be stupid reading this.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to smell people's moods

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

Pointless Super Powers