The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!