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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...
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The power to fart rainbows
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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.
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The ability to judge a book by its cover.
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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery
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The ability to sweat poop.
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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).
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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.
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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The power to find the end of the sticky tape
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The power to die at any moment you want.
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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.
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The power to kill yourself.
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being allergic to dairy and soy
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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time
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The Power to fart glitter
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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap
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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy
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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.
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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.
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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!