The power to make remotes invisible

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Dejavu

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power of attracting fired bullets

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to self destruct

Everything Hawkeye does

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

the power to read this sentence

The power to see through windows

The power to be a human

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!