The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

the power to not finish your

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The ability to like this post

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to pee any color

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!