The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see forever

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!