The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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cry acid tears

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!