The power to die at will.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to die

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to fly in space

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!