The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Black power

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!