- Pointless Super Powers

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to lick your elbow.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to swim on land.

the power to control nothing

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to die,but only if your alive!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!