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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.
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Liam Brudenell
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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp
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The ability to be in fashion.
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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.
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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures
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The power to smell like body odor at will
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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.
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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.
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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.
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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)
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The power to jizz mango chutney
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The ability to find objects in the last place you look
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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.
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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop
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The power drown in water
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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.
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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat
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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart
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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored
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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.
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See through invisible people
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The ability to jump
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!