The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

Liam Brudenell

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power drown in water

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

See through invisible people

The ability to jump

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!