- Pointless Super Powers

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not finish your

The ability to like this post

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.