the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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boo

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to sweat poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!