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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor
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The ability to change races.
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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.
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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.
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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.
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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs
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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.
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The power to inhale coins without dying.
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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.
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the ability to type slower.
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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.
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The power to have a power thats a power
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The powers to blink at the speed of light
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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.
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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground
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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.
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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.
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The ability to discharge a battery - JW
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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone
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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss
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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.
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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.
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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!