- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

to be shitty

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power of fart helium

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

Pointless Super Powers