The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to speak to toasters

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!