The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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cry acid tears

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!