the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!