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The ability to turn anything into a belt.
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The power of women's rights.
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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!
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power to have no power at all
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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!
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the power to eat with your butt
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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"
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The power to read this.
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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!
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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.
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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.
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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.
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The power to know where the beef is
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Invisible handwriting.
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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female
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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.
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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.
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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.
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The power to state the obvious at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!