The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!