the ability to talk to humans

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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yo mama

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to not have a brain!

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!