- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

See through invisible people

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to do sit on your couch all day

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to die at will

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

Pointless Super Powers