the power to become translucent

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to be in fashion.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!