The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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75% levitation

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!