- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to pee while standing up

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

Pointless Super Powers