- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to die at any moment you want.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

Dejavu

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The ability to see through insects.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

Pointless Super Powers