Nope. Just nope.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The Power to fart glitter

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power to have no power at all

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!