The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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the power the convince people if they agree

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to have a super power,

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!