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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English
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The power to convert metric to imperial
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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.
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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.
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having superpowers during the inquisition
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently
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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year
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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.
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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.
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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...
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The power to open doors with your bare hands
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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.
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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)
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ability to run very fast forever
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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.
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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.
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The power to become a laptop forever!
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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others
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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.
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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!
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the power two peel m&ms -jesse
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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5
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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!