The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to bleed

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!