The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to see into the present

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!