The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to self destruct

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to police irony

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to not care.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!