The ability to die instantly

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!