- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to enter a coma.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

to be shitty

the ability to levitate

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power of being pointless

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to write comic books

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Pointless Super Powers