- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to be in fashion.

Liam Brudenell

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

Pointless Super Powers