The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to not care.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!