- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to be a woman

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to speak braille.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

the power to create a meme

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

the power to turn into a tree

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to never come into existence

Pointless Super Powers