- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to transform into yourself.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to freeze ice

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to fart rainbows

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Pointless Super Powers