the power the convince people if they agree

thumb_up thumb_down +105

h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Being alive (until you die).

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power that will grant you no power.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to walk 1% faster.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to eat junk food at light speed

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!