The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the ability to spin gold into straw

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to say i can bend you

cry acid tears

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to never come into existence

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!