- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to smell water.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to understand irony.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to put up with your in-laws.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

Pointless Super Powers