The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to not finish your

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!