- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

the power to beathe

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to be forever alone

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to like this post

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

Pointless Super Powers