- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to like charlie

the power to time travel to the present

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

the power to read your own mind

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

Grass eating

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The ability to money into dog shit.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the power to become semi-transparent

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

Pointless Super Powers