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The ability to die instantly
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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English
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Being only half invisible.
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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.
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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.
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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting
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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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The power to quote memes randomly
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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.
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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.
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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza
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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5
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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently
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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt
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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!
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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...
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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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The power to fart out of your hands.
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!