Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!