The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to eat bread

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power drown in water

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!