The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

cry acid tears

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to die.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to see through windows!

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

power to blow up your own head only once,

the power to be alive but only when awake

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to turn load noises into cake

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!