The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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lol

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to look TV

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!