- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to fall up.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

the power to be able to speel ronj

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to liquify yourself.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Pointless Super Powers