The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to fart mace

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to swim on land.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to die

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!