- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to dream about being asleep.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

Nothing

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power of your girlfriend's will

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

to be shitty

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to rotten food.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

Pointless Super Powers