The power to know who farted at any time.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power of words

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!