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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...
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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.
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the power to fart at the worst moments
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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.
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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort
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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.
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the ability to invent cheese and toast
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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich
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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti
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The ability to evolve into magickarp
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The power to fall in love reptiles
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the power to poop dogs without fur.
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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube
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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass
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The power to let someone control your dick
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The power of women's rights.
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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.
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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!
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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...
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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.
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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.
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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!