The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!