The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!