The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!