- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to see at night but only black objects.

You can read the minds of rocks.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to turn cake into pie

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to ?-1.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to sweat acid.

The ability to count to potato

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

Pointless Super Powers