The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to fart mace

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to die

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!