The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to not see anything

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!