The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power to turn into amy rose

the power to be forever alone

the power to itch your teeth

The power to poop kittens with mittens

The power to shed hair

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The ability to fart inwards.

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to summon earthworms

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!