The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!