The power to wish you had a power

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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Acid tears.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to fart mace

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!