The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to get arrested

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!