The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to fall without screaming.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Being only half invisible.

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the power of fart helium

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!