the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!