the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to drown on land.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to orgasm with your mind

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!