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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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to be shitty

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to rotten food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!