The power drown in water

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to get sick

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!