The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!