The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!