Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!