The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

Liam Brudenell

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to shrink boobs

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!