the ability to see through air

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!