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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)
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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want
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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.
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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.
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The power to make sense of Donald Trump
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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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the power to open doors that are unlocked
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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.
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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos
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The power to only see glass.
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The power to write about pointless superpowers.
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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.
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anything Aquaman does
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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...
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The power to sharpen a pen
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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)
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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.
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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body
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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever
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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain
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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.
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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun
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the power to defecate while standing up...
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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!