the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!