The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to self destruct

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!