The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to ejaculate

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the power die if you think.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!