The power to make everything worse

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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yo mama

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to walk through air.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!