The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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boo

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!