The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to change your mind

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the power to like charlie

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!