The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Black power

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!