The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!