The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!