- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Black power

The ability to part hair.

The power to turn load noises into cake

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to have an ability.

The power to fart on a plane.

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

Pointless Super Powers