power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to be super ugly

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to see through glass

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!