The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to troll.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!