- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to be a snail

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to make up pointless superpowers

the ability to kill yourself... twice

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to poop but only in bushes.

Pointless Super Powers