The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to see through glass

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to create another human

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!