- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the ability to talk to humans

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the ability to look into your brain

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to not have any powers

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

Pointless Super Powers