- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to turn water into wine.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to do nothing with your life.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to suck your own dick

The ability to hear fish.

The power to state the obvious at will.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

Pointless Super Powers