- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to have gravity.

The power to read this.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to fail a test everytime

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

Pointless Super Powers