The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to not be color blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!