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The power to shrink your private parts.
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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.
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The power to write about pointless superpowers.
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The power to make clean socks dirty.
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The power to disintegrate yourself
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The power to see through glass walls.
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The power to see through glass
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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.
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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.
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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.
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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth
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The ability to swim in water.
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...
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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!
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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe
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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.
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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.
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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.
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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.
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The power to have an ability.
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A man with the power to make sandwiches.
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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!