- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to get sick

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

the power to stop writing pointless super powers

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to sh*t bricks

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to say i can bend you

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

Pointless Super Powers