To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!