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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to be invisible when sleep.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to talk backwards

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the power to get sick

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!