- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to talk to humans

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to turn water into wine.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

the power of words

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to climb up fallen trees

Pointless Super Powers