The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!