The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!