The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power of words

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!