The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

having superpowers during the inquisition

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to jump like a black guy.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Being alive (until you die).

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!