The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to have a power thats a power

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!