the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to talk backwards

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to write a country song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!