the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to fall up.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to have any power on this site.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!